老友記第五季經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞
1、Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
錢(qián)德勒(這樣好的口才，不當(dāng)律師絕對(duì)浪費(fèi)了)：這是一間蜜月套房，它存在的價(jià)值就是制造浪漫。如果它無(wú)法得到浪漫的場(chǎng)景，其他蜜月套房都會(huì)瞧不起它。
2、Monica: Well, an-anyway, I justthat night meant a lot to me, I guess Im just trying to say thanks.
那晚我的情緒真的很糟，所以非常謝謝你，那一夜對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)意義重大。
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot!
那一夜對(duì)我同樣意義非凡，倒不是因?yàn)槲仪榫w不好，而是，你是個(gè)美得讓人暈倒的姑娘。
3、Chandler: If Im the best, its only because youve made me the best.I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldnt take long. But when Im with you, and were together, OHMYGOD.
如果我能成為最棒的，那一定是因?yàn)槟愕脑颉Ｅc你一起之前我一無(wú)是處，糟糕得很。不信你打電話問(wèn)問(wèn)我以前的女朋友，反正也沒(méi)幾個(gè)，用不了多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間的。
4、Emily: All right. Ill come to New York and well try and make this work.
Ross: Oh that is so great! Thats
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you dont see Rachel anymore.
埃米利答應(yīng)原諒羅斯了，她搬來(lái)紐約的唯一條件是羅斯以后不再見(jiàn)瑞秋。羅斯在痛苦中做出抉擇，蒙在鼓里的瑞秋還為羅斯夫婦歡欣鼓舞，她翹起的拇指，擁抱羅斯的樣子，真讓人心疼!
5、Ross: Therere plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
大多數(shù)人都是只能在感恩節(jié)才能見(jiàn)到妹妹，在同學(xué)聚會(huì)上才能見(jiàn)到大學(xué)室友，在漢堡店里才能撞到喬伊。讓我退出吧，沒(méi)關(guān)系的。
Rachel: No, its not better. I still dont get to see you.
有關(guān)系，因?yàn)槲胰耘f無(wú)法見(jiàn)你。
羅絲為了和埃米利的婚姻，發(fā)誓不再見(jiàn)瑞秋。說(shuō)到妹妹和室友的部分，雖然舉重若輕，但反而更突出了這份感情的難得。而瑞秋
6、Monica: Chandler thats crazy! If you give up every time youd have a fight with someone youd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! Its nothing to freak out about.
如果你跟戀人小吵一架就意味著分手的話，那你永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)有長(zhǎng)久的感情的這只是吵架而已，我們說(shuō)開(kāi)了，感情就會(huì)更進(jìn)一步的
不幸的是，生活中的馬修和我都是如此，對(duì)吵架有著天生的恐懼。或許莫尼卡說(shuō)得對(duì)，或許有一天我也會(huì)長(zhǎng)大成熟，有一段長(zhǎng)一些的感情。畢竟莫尼卡的后半句話還是很有吸引力的。
7、Chandler: Hes a pimp! Yes, hes a pimp. Hes a big, tap dancing pimp!
他是個(gè)的，他是個(gè)喜歡半夜起來(lái)跳踢踏舞的的。
羅斯的神經(jīng)質(zhì)煩透了兄弟們，兩個(gè)人準(zhǔn)備踢他出門(mén)，為羅斯找了間很爛的公寓(除了廚房浴室一體化之外，那公寓真得很像我家)。但后來(lái)陷入深深的`自責(zé)，公寓打來(lái)電話詢問(wèn)羅斯?fàn)顩r時(shí)，錢(qián)德勒把羅斯說(shuō)成的，搞黃了新公寓，留下了好兄弟。
8、Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.
Fat Monica: Okay!
1992年感恩節(jié)，莫尼卡因?yàn)殄X(qián)德勒的一句客套話真的做了廚師，而且因?yàn)殄X(qián)德勒說(shuō)她fat一年減了100多磅，大家都說(shuō)羅斯深情，他妹妹比他絕對(duì)一點(diǎn)不差。
9、Joey: Well, Im Joey. Yeah, Im disgusting.
為了掩護(hù)那對(duì)鴛鴦，喬伊受盡了誤解，也有了這句名言。
10、Rachel: Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
瑞秋想去拆穿莫尼卡和錢(qián)德勒的關(guān)系，卻聽(tīng)到莫尼卡因?yàn)椴m著她而愧疚。于是裝作不知道，裝作相信莫尼卡做了幫錢(qián)德勒打掃房間的兼職，眼含熱淚恭喜她找到了新工作。
11、Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. Im fine. Im okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.
Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!
Phoebe: Its okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And its not like Im never gonna see her again, yknow shes gonna visit.
菲比祖母去世，但是他對(duì)死生有特別達(dá)觀的態(tài)度。她覺(jué)得祖母的人生足夠精彩就沒(méi)有遺憾，而且覺(jué)得祖母還會(huì)還魂回來(lái)看她，而不是真的離開(kāi)(迷信唯一的好處)。
12、Phoebe: Really?! Whats your name?
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
全劇最震撼的一個(gè)名字，弗蘭克布費(fèi)，雖然我們見(jiàn)識(shí)過(guò)了小弗蘭克乃至小小弗蘭克，但是，對(duì)他的出現(xiàn)實(shí)在是大出意料。
13、Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Lets see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.
Why wont you go to sleep?
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.
Youre, youre, youre keeping me uppp! (Yeah, thats to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
我是個(gè)糟糕的父親，煮糊了你們的吃的，穿反了你們的尿布，我還編了首歌哄你們?nèi)胨Y(jié)果你們卻哭得更兇了小嬌嬌，小嬌嬌，你咋還不睡覺(jué)?小嬌嬌，小嬌嬌，害我也睡不著
對(duì)這個(gè)不負(fù)責(zé)任的人的怨恨，就在這首歌，在這熟悉的旋律里淡化了，從這開(kāi)始，菲比終于有了一個(gè)爸爸。
14、Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.
羅斯用截然不同的情緒說(shuō)了一模一樣的這兩句話，情緒轉(zhuǎn)換的原因是因?yàn)榘l(fā)現(xiàn)好朋友和妹妹竟是真愛(ài)性質(zhì)，看這個(gè)狂躁病人一驚一咤的樣子，真的覺(jué)得那對(duì)鴛鴦很幸福，羅斯也真是幸福。
15、Chandler: Yeah! Ive never been in a relationship thats lasted this long before. Yknow to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think thats pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think thats pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
我從沒(méi)有過(guò)這么久的一段感情。度過(guò)了愛(ài)情開(kāi)始的狂熱階段，還死心塌地的愿意跟對(duì)方在一起，這本身就是一種美妙的奇跡。更令人幸福的是，創(chuàng)造這份奇跡時(shí)，是我和你在一起。
16、Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, Im Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?
羅斯科普式的調(diào)情方式嚇跑了披薩女郎，看到他失落的樣子，瑞秋竟然為他去追討女孩的電話，這個(gè)傻大姐也滿感人的呀。
17、Chandler: Its a four.
賭桌下面的一對(duì)男女，盯著一顆傾斜的色子，然后錢(qián)德勒用很好聽(tīng)的聲音說(shuō)：這是四點(diǎn)。